A cautionary tale.

Today I gave myself a shock. It was just an ordinary day - or so I thought. There is this minty menthol shower gel in my bathroom. I had a shower and this was close at hand, so I used it. Little did I know. Obviously I didn't want a case of the fishy willies, so I soaped thoroughly. Getting menthol in your foreskin hurts loads. *Boycott* (sp??).

Loos.

The toilet has broken, so now the only way it will flush is if you pull of this copper wire we've fashioned onto the inside of the cistern. Its really interesting though... I didn't realise it was so clever until now, I just thought it was the toilet really. But I have now begun to look at plumbing with the same gaping mouthed, morbid curiousity that you do when you see an open chest cavity on a medical drama.

British Humanist Association bus posters

A man talking about Richard Dawkins and the like.

SJP's back is actually her front.

Review of Hillier on Part.

http://www.arvopart.org/article.php?id=41

This American guy said to me

" I hope Obama wins the election. I would love to like have a glamourous president for once. Like, Sarkozy or Gordon Brown."

The Ting Tings

D: This video's a bit arty for Avril Lavigne isn't it?
H: No. They're called the Ting Tings.
D: Oh of course they are.

Precum

He's all young and mumbly and he has a beard in this interview.

The neon letters

say ho-bag.

Krill

I remember last November. Henry came round and we watched nature documentaries on my parent's disgustingly huge widescreen tv. I've never been a religious person, but that has all changed. I learnt about the krill. Krill are excellent. They swim around in big... schools? in the sea that can be seen from orbit. Then came the story of the Krill-People...

" One day, some people were transformed into krill. Those, like you and I, can only hope to acchieve such a state, being uptight aristocrats that we are. We should all stop being rocks and fling ourselves into a cloudy unison of bio-massive love! - And swim through our seas together, just like the krill."

Take a moment to reflect.

Human Behaviour

Got a belated Christmas present today... This concert on Dvd. Sadly I couldn't find the first encore on Youtube, its a bit emotional...

Joseph Beuys - " How to explain pictures to a dead hare."

This is mind-wrecking stuff. I am having great fun reading essays about him atm.