This American guy said to me

" I hope Obama wins the election. I would love to like have a glamourous president for once. Like, Sarkozy or Gordon Brown."

The Ting Tings

D: This video's a bit arty for Avril Lavigne isn't it?
H: No. They're called the Ting Tings.
D: Oh of course they are.

Precum

He's all young and mumbly and he has a beard in this interview.

The neon letters

say ho-bag.

Krill

I remember last November. Henry came round and we watched nature documentaries on my parent's disgustingly huge widescreen tv. I've never been a religious person, but that has all changed. I learnt about the krill. Krill are excellent. They swim around in big... schools? in the sea that can be seen from orbit. Then came the story of the Krill-People...

" One day, some people were transformed into krill. Those, like you and I, can only hope to acchieve such a state, being uptight aristocrats that we are. We should all stop being rocks and fling ourselves into a cloudy unison of bio-massive love! - And swim through our seas together, just like the krill."

Take a moment to reflect.